纯手工尸体 和 锁的故事

淘宝上有卖蚊子尸体的，链接在这里：来自安徽亳州的正宗蚊子尸体苍蝇尸体，纯手工打死，死状优美，1口价，11元。orz

另外在Rich的Tweet上看到这个，很喷哈，链接在这里

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.