Guys are supposed to love naked women

ehhh.. 今天在revise monologue的时候才发现自己之前选的片断还是很有攻击性的.. lol

但还是挺有意思,想想自己也要充满感情的念这段东西.. orz

How could I possibly enjoy a film like — (He pauses, enjoying the title:) “Lesbian Spank Inferno”?

Because it has got naked women in it!

Look, I like naked women! I’m a guy! I’m supposed to like them! We’re born like that.

We like naked women as soon as we’re pulled out of one. Halfway down the birth canal, we’re already enjoying the view.

Look, it’s the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. We like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and Sean Connery best as James Bond. Because that is what being a bloke guy is.

And if you don’t like it, join the film collective.

Look: I want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. But that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before I die. Because that’s what being a guy is.

When Man invented fire, he didn’t say “Hey, let’s cook!”

He said: “Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!”

As soon as Gutenberg invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of

– hey! – naked bottoms.

We’ve turned the Internet into an enormous international database of…

naked bottoms.

So, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.

Frankly, girls, I’m not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.

选自Coupling, 下面片断里 from 4:26